Sunday, May 24, 2009

Dead or Alive 4

DOA 4 is the most useless boring piece of crap I have ever played. It is exactly the same as the others in the series but worse. Worse storyline (somehow), worse gameplay, and just in general not nearly as enjoyable. When you buy a new installment in a series you want it to be NEW not some dumb piece of shit with lots of silicon. Seriously, the amount of large-breasted woman in this game is ridiculous. DOA had 4, DOA2 had 5, DOA3 had 6 or 7, this one has like 2456890276 of them. And they're all pretty much the same. Seriously, there is almost no difference between half of the characters other than looks (and even then Lei Fang and Kokoro are pretty damn similar) and voices. Although they decided it'd be awesome if they left the voices in Japanese for absolutely no good reason. It was also unbelievably hard. I played through the Campaign mode as Kasumi who was my favourite from DOA2. All of it was pretty easy until the end when I had to fight a crazy Kasumi clone thing. I swear that beating that bitch is impossible. There is absolutely no way to do it. And I was only on normal mode. Ugh. Words cannot express my disappointment over this game. I'll probably never play it again. If I want some good old DOA action I can play the second way which is a million times better.
[2/10]

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